threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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