If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What drink are we having for lunch?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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