So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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