Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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