absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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