I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Holy sore nipples Batman
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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