So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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