my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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