plz talk dirty to me
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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