I am puke
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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