glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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