I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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