No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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