I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This is my gift to your gina
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
