the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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