If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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