Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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