Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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