I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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