found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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