You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I cannot find my penis.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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