Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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