it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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