I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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