Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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