this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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