That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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