How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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