"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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