I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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