A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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