Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
