We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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