Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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