he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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