guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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