Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you're hired as official boob wrangler
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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