Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
