No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
