I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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