I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my sisters under your porch take her home
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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