we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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