My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I supernannyed him into submission
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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