Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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