Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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