Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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