Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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