i think i have herpe
just one?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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