hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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