Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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