he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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