I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
