Who wears a wallet chain?!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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