Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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