I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My ATM looks so different sober.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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