My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.