Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just had sex on a roof
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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