This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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